Family Tree letra

The doctor told my Uncle John
To quit eatin' dog food or he wouldn't live long
But he kept on eatin' dog food from the can
The doctor was right because one day
Uncle John was scratchin' fleas out in the driveway
And he got run over by the milkman do do do do

There's a bunch of a nuts growin' on our family tree dee ta dee dee
Everybody in the family's nuts but me o o o ta do do

My brother's dumb but he thinks he's groovy
He took a girl to the to a drive-in movie
And they were sittin' there waitin' for the picture show to start dar dart
They sat there from eight to ten then she said excuse me Clem
But what are we doin' here in this used car lot mmm hum mm

There's a bunch of nuts growin' on our family tree...

I got a cousin we call im Ox put a lantern on top of a box
And I ask him what was the purpose of the lantern dad burn
He said so folks can see the box I said what's the purpose of the box Ox
He said I gotta have some place to put the lantern mmm hum mmm

There's a bunch of nuts a growin' on our family tree...

Then there was my Uncle Jay he worked as a waiter in a small cafe
And some folks came in from high society ta dee dee
This one fat lady that was with the group said what's that fly doin' in my soup
He said looks like the backstroke to me mm hum mmm

There's a bunch of nuts a growin' on our family tree...

Well I gotta go to work now I'm parttime brain surgeon you know
I always did want to be a big operator
Adios there friends hi there you in the white suit

Ben Colder - Letras

• Almost Persuaded No. 2
• Am I That Easy To Forget No.2
• Ballad Of a Mean Ole Queen
• Beautiful Beautiful Banjo
• Ben Colder's History Book
• Big Sweet John
• Bottomless Topless Beach
• Busted No. 2
• By The Time I Get To Phoenix No. 2
• Carroll County Accident No. 2
• Cold Cold Heart No. 2
• Country Music Hall Of Fame
• D-i-v-o-r-c-e No. 2
• Detroit City No. 2
• Devil Woman No. 2
• Don't Go Near The Eskimos
• Don't Take Your Cash To Town
• Don't Worry Bout Me No. 2
• Doo Hickey Song (i Broke The do Hickey)
• Easy Lovin' No. 2
• Family Tree
• FIGHT
• Flying Time
• Folsom Prison Blues No. 1 1/2
• Foolish Questions
• Funny How Wine Sips Away
• Games People Play No. 2
• Gangsta Vocabulary
• GLOSSY 8 x 10
• Great Men Repeat Themselves
• Green Green Grass Of Home No. 2
• Harper Valley P.t.a. (later The Same Day)
• Hello Walls No. 2
• His Lincoln's Parked At Margie's Again
• How Can I Unlove You No. 2
• I Love Your Pizza
• I Really Had a Good Time At Your Party
• I Walk The Line No. 2
• I Walk The Line No. 3
• I Wish I'd Stayed In Bed
• I'm Thinking Tonight Of My Blue Eyes
• If I Were a Carpenter No. 2
• Is Anybody Going To San Antone No. 2
• It's Such a Pretty World Tonight
• Life Gets Tee-Jus Don't It
• Little Bit Late
• Little Bitty Steer
• Little Green Apples No.2
• LOVE-IN
• Lovesick Booze
• Make The World Go Away No. 2
• May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Snoot
• Moontan
• Nowhere 2 Hide
• Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back
• Once More With Feeling No. 2
• Packets And Pencils
• Parking Lot Pimpin'
• Peoples Needs a Peoples
• Purple People Eater No. 2
• Real Me
• Ring Of Smoke
• Rosie's Garden
• Ruby Please Bring Your Love To Town
• Runnin' Bare (running Bear)
• She's All I Got No. 2
• Shudders And Screams
• Silver The Wonder Horse
• Sing a Drinkin' Song
• Skip a Rope No. 2
• Splits (quits)
• Still No. 2
• Talk Back Tremblin Lips
• Ten Little Bottles
• Tennessee Bird Talk
• There Goes My Everything No. 2
• Time After Time
• To Get To You No. 2
• Undertaker's Love Lament
• Unhappiest Squirrel In The Whole U.s.a.
• Walking The Floor Over You No. 2
• Was It Good
• Welfare Cadillac
• What Is Youth
• Whatever Turns You On
• Where Does Light Go (when It Goes Out)
• YET
• You're a Real Good Friend
• Yvonne Calling