D-i-v-o-r-c-e No. 2 letra

Our little dog is six years old and he's smart as any darn kid
But when we mention the v-e-t well he darn near flips his lid
Like s-h-o-t shot or w-o-r-m worm
Ahh there's a word that makes him s-q-u-i-r-m squirm

His q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e starts today
Since he bit the v-e-t and he chased him plumb away
Well it caused me and my wife to have a big fight
And both of them bit me they did
Now I'm going to get a d-i-v-o-r-c-e

Why should'nt I they're in season this year

The q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e starts today
Both my wife and my little ole dog will soon get hauled away
So I spell out all of these words so my dog can't hear
I must admit my dog is acting q-u-e-r quer

Go away puppy now just leave me alone
You're actin' that way again you're q-u-e-r quer
Get off my leg now puppy leave me alone
Crazy little dog

Ben Colder - Letras

• Almost Persuaded No. 2
• Am I That Easy To Forget No.2
• Ballad Of a Mean Ole Queen
• Beautiful Beautiful Banjo
• Ben Colder's History Book
• Big Sweet John
• Bottomless Topless Beach
• Busted No. 2
• By The Time I Get To Phoenix No. 2
• Carroll County Accident No. 2
• Cold Cold Heart No. 2
• Country Music Hall Of Fame
• D-i-v-o-r-c-e No. 2
• Detroit City No. 2
• Devil Woman No. 2
• Don't Go Near The Eskimos
• Don't Take Your Cash To Town
• Don't Worry Bout Me No. 2
• Doo Hickey Song (i Broke The do Hickey)
• Easy Lovin' No. 2
• Family Tree
• FIGHT
• Flying Time
• Folsom Prison Blues No. 1 1/2
• Foolish Questions
• Funny How Wine Sips Away
• Games People Play No. 2
• Gangsta Vocabulary
• GLOSSY 8 x 10
• Great Men Repeat Themselves
• Green Green Grass Of Home No. 2
• Harper Valley P.t.a. (later The Same Day)
• Hello Walls No. 2
• His Lincoln's Parked At Margie's Again
• How Can I Unlove You No. 2
• I Love Your Pizza
• I Really Had a Good Time At Your Party
• I Walk The Line No. 2
• I Walk The Line No. 3
• I Wish I'd Stayed In Bed
• I'm Thinking Tonight Of My Blue Eyes
• If I Were a Carpenter No. 2
• Is Anybody Going To San Antone No. 2
• It's Such a Pretty World Tonight
• Life Gets Tee-Jus Don't It
• Little Bit Late
• Little Bitty Steer
• Little Green Apples No.2
• LOVE-IN
• Lovesick Booze
• Make The World Go Away No. 2
• May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Snoot
• Moontan
• Nowhere 2 Hide
• Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back
• Once More With Feeling No. 2
• Packets And Pencils
• Parking Lot Pimpin'
• Peoples Needs a Peoples
• Purple People Eater No. 2
• Real Me
• Ring Of Smoke
• Rosie's Garden
• Ruby Please Bring Your Love To Town
• Runnin' Bare (running Bear)
• She's All I Got No. 2
• Shudders And Screams
• Silver The Wonder Horse
• Sing a Drinkin' Song
• Skip a Rope No. 2
• Splits (quits)
• Still No. 2
• Talk Back Tremblin Lips
• Ten Little Bottles
• Tennessee Bird Talk
• There Goes My Everything No. 2
• Time After Time
• To Get To You No. 2
• Undertaker's Love Lament
• Unhappiest Squirrel In The Whole U.s.a.
• Walking The Floor Over You No. 2
• Was It Good
• Welfare Cadillac
• What Is Youth
• Whatever Turns You On
• Where Does Light Go (when It Goes Out)
• YET
• You're a Real Good Friend
• Yvonne Calling