Foolish Questions letra

Ya'll have heard about foolish questions and no doubt you wondered why
That a person who would ask 'em expects a sensible reply
Did you ever bring a girl a box of candy say right after tea
You notice how she'll grab it and she'll say is this for me

Foolish questions you should answer when you can
No the candy's for your daddy and momma and John the hired hand
I just wanted you to see it now I'm gonna take it away
Wadn't that a foolish question you'll hear 'em nearly every day

Then you all have seen the man who meets you on your way
He'll ask you where are you going and he'll listen while you say
That you goin' to the funeral of poor ole brother Ned
And just as soon as you've told him he'll say is Ned dead

Foolish question this should be your reply
No we thought we'd have the funeral then later on he'd die
Brother Ned was so original he wanted it that way
Now wasn't that a foolish question you hear 'em nearly every day

Suppose an elevator boy forgets to close that door
And you should tumble down the shaft say about twenty seven floors
As you reach the bottom and you're laying there in earth
And the first person that comes along says are you hurt

Foolish question your dying words are no
I was in an awful hurry and this elevator runs to slow
I find I save an awful lot of time by coming down this way
Now wasn't that a foolish question you hear 'em nearly every day

Ben Colder - Letras

• Almost Persuaded No. 2
• Am I That Easy To Forget No.2
• Ballad Of a Mean Ole Queen
• Beautiful Beautiful Banjo
• Ben Colder's History Book
• Big Sweet John
• Bottomless Topless Beach
• Busted No. 2
• By The Time I Get To Phoenix No. 2
• Carroll County Accident No. 2
• Cold Cold Heart No. 2
• Country Music Hall Of Fame
• D-i-v-o-r-c-e No. 2
• Detroit City No. 2
• Devil Woman No. 2
• Don't Go Near The Eskimos
• Don't Take Your Cash To Town
• Don't Worry Bout Me No. 2
• Doo Hickey Song (i Broke The do Hickey)
• Easy Lovin' No. 2
• Family Tree
• FIGHT
• Flying Time
• Folsom Prison Blues No. 1 1/2
• Foolish Questions
• Funny How Wine Sips Away
• Games People Play No. 2
• Gangsta Vocabulary
• GLOSSY 8 x 10
• Great Men Repeat Themselves
• Green Green Grass Of Home No. 2
• Harper Valley P.t.a. (later The Same Day)
• Hello Walls No. 2
• His Lincoln's Parked At Margie's Again
• How Can I Unlove You No. 2
• I Love Your Pizza
• I Really Had a Good Time At Your Party
• I Walk The Line No. 2
• I Walk The Line No. 3
• I Wish I'd Stayed In Bed
• I'm Thinking Tonight Of My Blue Eyes
• If I Were a Carpenter No. 2
• Is Anybody Going To San Antone No. 2
• It's Such a Pretty World Tonight
• Life Gets Tee-Jus Don't It
• Little Bit Late
• Little Bitty Steer
• Little Green Apples No.2
• LOVE-IN
• Lovesick Booze
• Make The World Go Away No. 2
• May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Snoot
• Moontan
• Nowhere 2 Hide
• Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back
• Once More With Feeling No. 2
• Packets And Pencils
• Parking Lot Pimpin'
• Peoples Needs a Peoples
• Purple People Eater No. 2
• Real Me
• Ring Of Smoke
• Rosie's Garden
• Ruby Please Bring Your Love To Town
• Runnin' Bare (running Bear)
• She's All I Got No. 2
• Shudders And Screams
• Silver The Wonder Horse
• Sing a Drinkin' Song
• Skip a Rope No. 2
• Splits (quits)
• Still No. 2
• Talk Back Tremblin Lips
• Ten Little Bottles
• Tennessee Bird Talk
• There Goes My Everything No. 2
• Time After Time
• To Get To You No. 2
• Undertaker's Love Lament
• Unhappiest Squirrel In The Whole U.s.a.
• Walking The Floor Over You No. 2
• Was It Good
• Welfare Cadillac
• What Is Youth
• Whatever Turns You On
• Where Does Light Go (when It Goes Out)
• YET
• You're a Real Good Friend
• Yvonne Calling